I had it bad for this man, I could admit that to myself, and that was beyond foolish because Knox was the literal definition of Never Gonna Happen.īut at least now I knew there was no point in walking around the apartment wearing my fuck-me jeans which, in retrospect, were not very comfortable. “Goodman, you are…” He broke off and shook his head. More laughter-that easygoing, happy laughter-bubbled out of him, seeming to startle him as much as it did me. Think of my helping you get a stress-relieving fuck as a form of self-preservation.”

Not to dredge up our painful history since you apologized so nicely and all, but you’ve been a bear to deal with the last two weeks. “For the good of humanity? Because I’m just that kind? No?” I sighed. Besides, why in the world would you want to help me with this? Forgive me if I don’t trust your sudden generosity.” I’m going to tutor you in the Art of the Modern Hookup.” “Now get out your phone and let’s do this thing. Fine! We begin from where we are.” I waved a hand like I could magic away his shortsightedness and moved on with what I felt was considerable maturity.

It’s like you were living dead-center of an all you can eat buffet and spent three years saying, ‘No, I’m perfectly fine with this small fruit cup and this sprig of parsley.’ Nobody is handing out bonus points for how little enjoyment you derive from life, Knox. She has also brought along a great giveaway! Please join me in giving her a big welcome! May has come to talk to us about her latest release, Pick Me. Today I am so pleased to welcome May Archer to Joyfully Jay.

Pick One by May Archer